With Tamagotchi you began with an egg but only needed to wait five minutes for it to hatch into one of the pets. In that way, it reminded me of the ‘90s handheld virtual pet, Tamagotchi. You start by setting up a profile using pics and physical stats, but the difference is that you’re also assigned an egg. Initially, I found it similar to other gay hook-up and socializing apps like Grindr and Scruff. I downloaded 9MONSTERS the next day, joining approximately 150,000 active users in Japan and 300,000 worldwide. Maybe I’d had too many drinks, but I didn’t get it eventually, he told me to just give the app a try. He described it as a game, though his explanation was convoluted. I first heard about 9MONSTERS from a guy I met in Tokyo’s gay district, Shinjuku Ni-Chome. You’re better off taking your love of the road and anonymous sex elsewhere.According to 9MONSTERS, a gay hook-up app popular mainly in South East Asia, I was definitely a wolf-specifically a Muscle Wolf Level 11, by the time I left Japan after about a two month stay. I’ve asked each and every Sunglass Hut chick, and apparently none of them are on Tinder. These sirens will beckon you with their call of “sunglasses?” or “need sunglasses?” or “you look good in those sunglasses.”ĭespite the obvious overture, these are, apparently, not requests for romantic attention. The Hot Chicks At The Sunglass Hut Aren’t On TinderĪny experienced traveler knows that the belle of the ball (of the truck stop) are the beautiful young women of the Sunglass Hut. The data is only saved locally (on your computer) and never transferred to us. While some will appear for your date, not reeking from the sweat of a 300 mile drive, virtually none of them will be willing to have sex with you behind a Bob’s Big Boy.ġ. This menu's updates are based on your activity. While tempting, I strongly recommend you never swipe right on a townie. Sometimes if you’re at a truck stop that’s not sufficiently in the middle of nowhere, you might pick up love-seekers from a neighboring town. You simply can’t get romantically involved with a man who doesn’t put that pet picture front and center when looking for anonymous truck stop sex from someone who routinely urinates in a mayonnaise jar during the work day. For example, does he have friends, does he clean up nice when he’s not trucking, and most of all, does he love puppies?
The pics he chooses reveal the most important aspects of character. You can tell a lot about a man from his Tinder profile. Never Trust A Trucker Whose Profile Doesn’t Have A Picture With A Dog They also expect you to have your own car, seemingly too proud for intimacy behind Bob’s Big Boy.ģ. Be warned, however: many of these ladies posing as lonely travelers will expect payment for sexual services rendered. I did meet a few, however, and if you’re a drifter who’s serious about finding vagabond love, you will too. Like any red-blooded, heterosexual male, I went looking for ladies, but for whatever reason, not so many of them check in at isolated. Many Women Willing To Have Sex At Truck Stops Expect Money. Seems most just want to use the bathroom or grab a cup of coffee before continuing their travels. Now let’s pop some uppers and shake off the infinite sadness of America’s highway system with hetero-dude orgasms. Like any red-blooded, heterosexual male, I went looking for ladies, but for whatever reason, not so many of them check in at isolated truck stops. Many Women Willing To Have Sex At Truck Stops Expect Money Now let’s pop some uppers and shake off the infinite sadness of America’s highway system with hetero-dude orgasms.Ĥ. I’m a heterosexual male just like so many of the truckers I’ve had sex with across this great country.Īmerica’s highways are long and lonely, and grabbing ten minutes behind a Bob’s Big Boy on Highway 90 is not about being gay it’s about saying, hey fellow traveler, I swiped right on you, because you looked mighty fine in that CAT baseball hat. Sleeping with Truckers Doesn’t Make You Gay You might have used Tinder at the gym, the park, or maybe even the club, which is all well and good for your stable types, but what about the loners and drifters? That’s why I’ve spent the last month traveling truck stops with nothing but an iPhone, the money I made selling crushed pseudoephedrine, and a never-say-die belief in love. Over the last few years, the world has become familiar with Tinder – the dating app that links directly with your Facebook profile, connecting you to romantic partners in your vicinity for casual encounters or possibly long-term relationships. Runt Composite: jpgfactory/Getty Images Tinder